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If you love the humour of 'South Park', the bite of Family Guy tm and the lampooning of national institutions...then you'll probably love this...New Shoes
As a one legged, uneducated, depressed, female sex worker, she is accidentally abducted by aliens.
Fearing micro bacterial infection, they abandon her on the International Space Station, hoping that no one
will notice an extra tourist....
A fun filled, unworldly political satire
Available in multiformats Click on the Ebook links below.
Chosen as the Sony readers forum book for December 2010-Yay!
‘Absolutely hilarious’... award winning author A.J. Llewellyn
Some one liner tag reviews from Amazon US customers.
' Laugh out loud funny'
'Funny as hell'
'Side splittingly funny'
Absolutely hilarious'-award winning author AJ Llewellyn. 5*
This was one of the funniest books I've read in a long time. At first I couldn't believe anyone would write a satirical book about a one-legged female sex worker suffering severe depression - and a shoe fetish. I found myself laughing out loud and feeling guilty about it, that's how convincing Constance is.
The author whips up the pace and tension when Constance is abducted by ignorant aliens who realize they got the wrong woman and dump her in a sinister inter-galactic equivalent of Watts.
Le Coeur's humor reminds me of a combination of old Goon Show scripts and Southpark. It's both irreverent, topical, and oddly, very touching.
'A great read - very funny and a well-crafted story too!' - Megan Day.
'I thought this was the funniest book I've ever read, its just hilarious'-Liam Barcoe.
And from the Sony bookstore: 'FUN for the Twisted Mind' ****
Plus two 5* reviews on Goodreads-yay!
Probably the most politically incorrect book you'll read this year-I loved it!-Sue Whittendale.
Links to all my distributors & the relevant author page on each platform:
Amazon Kindle author page:http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B004ZJN6GC
https://itunes.apple.com/nz/artist/rd-le-coeur/id365798227?mt=11 New Zealand
iBookstore now available in 50 countries!
Barnes & Noble
Sony Book store
Kobo Canada: http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/home/contributor/Author/RD-Le-Coeur/
Now available in Australia:
and New Zealand
WH Smith UK
New availability End Jan 2012 from OmniLit http://www.omnilit.com/product-newshoes-673146-242.html?oid=3
Kindle Users can download direct from Smashwords or Amazon.
Global distribution: Smashwords https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/lecoeur
New Shoes contains ADULT Humour & Satire.
Check out the 'R.D. Le Coeur' tab for a free online short story and the 'books available now' tab for all my published books currently available plus a free downloadable short story.